Boredom Buster 3k 6: Bucky

 

Nicholas: Shh! Don't tell anyone. I snuck her over to the wedding arch!

Nick, you don't talk to the reader. I do.

Nicholas: Who's reading this?

/sigh

Thought I'd leave this screenshot as-is. Yes, a beautiful ceremony... as the groom yawns and the bride complains of having low fun. Oh, and how nice they got married on neighborhood brawl day.

Note to self: They're married.

Nicholas: Wedding sushi is my favorite.

Serena: Junk! Get your junk here! C'mon, you know you want this crap! I even found a blob of mud, I mean clay! Come buy my junk!

Nicholas: I love your junk, babe.

*dies*

Final exam time! No idea how she did, but here are her classes for the next semester:

And Nick gets another promotion! I guess he's not good enough to be a sergeant major. >.>

And here's the promised baby-->toddler pic! She gets a makeover. I'm happy she got the red hair.

Shame about that overbite, though.

Maybe I'll call her Bucky.

Here's a not-so-great pic of her after the makeover.

Christina: Moon!

I guess that's her first word.

Nicholas: No, kiddo. Let's keep our diaper on, okay?

Wow, Nick is really flying up the ladder!

Medals. Duh.

WHAT? What the plum was I thinking? Hopefully this is just me checking to make sure she isn't. She's never going to finish her degree at this point.

Serena: I win because I'm the one in the debate jacket. Ha!

I think it's more that your argument was stronger.

Serena: Nope. It's all about the fashion.

Speaking of fashion, check out Father Winter back there.

Nicholas: It's because he's jealous of my name.

GASP! I'm caught up on my screenshots! This means I get to play!

Next time: I haven't a clue.

Boredom Buster 3k 5: He doesn't answer

 

Serena: Oh, so I get paid to live off campus! Awesome.

Nick gets a promotion. What the plum is a Lacking Corporal? And for that matter, there's a medal in questioning?

Serena does homework for planet earth, who is too lazy to do it on its own.

It's the weekend, so Nick hires a babysitter.

Serena: So then my professor walked into the classroom, using a cane! This is the same guy who will run a mile before breakfast! And he was using a cane? Naturally, we all asked him what the plum happened, and he said he was fine after running, but after he drove home, he went to get out of his car and his legs did. not. work. Can you believe it? (waits) Nicholas?

Nick turns around.

Nicholas: You're pretty.

Serena smiles: Thanks. Did you hear a word I said?

Nicholas: Yes, you said thanks.

Serena: I mean about my professor.

He doesn't answer.

Nicholas: Come stand over there with me.

Serena: Why?

He doesn't answer.

Serena: Okay, so we're standing here. Now what?

He doesn't answer.

Then he does this stuff:

Is he having a heart attack?

Oh.

Note to self: They're engaged. (It HAS been a year since I played this save, and the only things I have to go on are the pics.)

Nicholas: Engagement pasta is my favorite.

They go back home and have celebratory shower woohoo.

Meanwhile...

Neighbor: Beats the plum outta me why they still have Winterfest lights up in June.

Our two lovebirds are still going at it. Aaaaannnnddd, now's when I remember they had a guest over at the time. No idea what he's thinking.

Raheem (to the now-invisible Nick and Serena): I'll show you what happens when you forget about me!

I remembered his name because I was smart and took a screenshot of it. Yay me!

Raheem: Well, did you two enjoy yourselves? *rubs hands together as he thinks of the trash can outside*

Nicholas: Yes.

After Raheem leaves...

Nicholas: So, you like meatballs, huh?

smh

ANYway, that's it for this one. Coming up: I found pics of Christina (the baby) grown up to toddler! So cute!

Boredom Buster 3k 4: Pointy bits

A/N: I found this baby when I was tooling around on my laptop. I can't believe I'd forgotten all about it! I'd stopped, I guess, when I got that job I had for almost a year. Well, now I'm my own boss again, so here we go! I'll try to remember what the plum was going on.

Nicholas finally has his first official day at his new job in the military line. Here, he sports his new duds with flare. Really. I hadn't noticed until now that the game gave him a feminine walk. Strut your stuff, Nick!

He comes home and finds Serena in the back working on her flower arranging skills--wearing her hospital gown. Still.

Nicholas: Hey, babe.
Serena merely looks at him in response.

Even though he's clueless, he still looks happy.

Serena tolerates him kissing her cheek.

Nicholas: So why didn't you sleep in our bed last night? I missed you.

Blame the hormones, that sets her off.

Serena: I'm not going to sleep with you anymore! I need to finish my degree! And it was sleeping with you that got me preggers in the first place.

Nicholas: You know it takes more than sleeping, right?

Serena: Ugh!

But I think Nick finally gets it.

Nicholas: Babe, I know you wanna finish your degree. Don't you know there are things we can do to prevent you from getting preggers?

Serena: You'd do that for me?

Nicholas: Do what? I was thinking you could go on the pill.

Serena: So you want me to shove hormone pills into my bloodstream in order to make my body inhospitable to pregnancy so that you can still get your freak on just the way you like it?

Nicholas (grins): Yeah.

Serena rolls her eyes: Fine.

Serena thinks that Nick is lucky he's cute.

So today, Nick does stuff to get on Serena's good side.

But when nightfall comes, she sleeps in the baby's room again.

Nicholas: What gives?

Serena: I haven't started on the pills yet.

Nick mopes his way back to the master bedroom.

Nicholas: So you saw the doctor today...

Serena: Yes, I did.

Nicholas: So when you're done with that, I have a friend in my shorts who wants to get reacquainted.

Serena: We have to wait a month. That is, unless you're willing to wear an umbrella.

Nicholas: Well, that would be uncomfortable. Wouldn't you hate the pointy bits?

Serena: I mean a condom, genius.

Nicholas: Oh. (pause) OH, I get it! Well, I don't have any.

Serena: Then you'll have to tell your friend to wait.

The next day...

Nicholas: My meant nn nn more.

Serena: Mwa?

Nicholas pulls up: I went to the store.

Serena: Congratulations.

Nicholas: I bought rain jackets. (grins)

Serena: Please tell me they're not actual rain jackets.

Nicholas: No. They're umbrellas without the pointy bits. Pokey bits, maybe, but that's only if they have some help.

Serena lets him cart her off to the bedroom.

So Nick gets to use his pokey bits.

Nicholas: Serena?

Serena: Yeah?

Nicholas: It slipped off.

Serena: WHAT?